23 August 2006

He was just too glib.

Beware, Paramount. If Crazy Tom Cruise (So crazy!) and his Cult of Scientology can voodoo the South Park guys from winning an Emmy for just making fun of his crazy self and his cult, imagine what he's going to do to you for firing him. It seems the studio doesn't want to be associated with the star anymore. Neither does the rest of Planet Earth, I'm sorry to say.

Crazy Tom Cruise (So crazy!) fired! That's great! I mean, terrible!

Oh, Crazy Tom Cruise (So crazy!), how far you have fallen.


The Devil in the Details
Taylor Lauren Amato

Night at the Museum

Before you read this, watch this trailer. I saw it first when I went to go see Pirates 2, and as much as I already love trailers, this got me really excited.



I'm sorry, but everything about this movie looks amazing to me. I know it's not coming out until December, and there are plenty of other movies that are probably a lot better than this one will be, but when I first saw the trailer, it reminded me of everything that's just so good about the movies, and everything I especially love.

First, look at the cast. Your jaw should drop. Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are
funny enough, but add in Robin Williams, as well as the legendary Dick Van Dyke and Mickey Rooney, and you have an A-list cast in all ways, quality and quantity. Second of all, the movie takes place in a museum. Classic setting for adventure. Third, it's a huge, famous, important museum in New York City. At what appears to be, judging by the trailer, Christmastime. The best time of the year to be in New York City! There's magic, and history, and comedy, and Teddy Roosevelt - who, as the boyfriend likes to believe and I tend to agree with him, is the Samuel L. Jackson of presidents. A B.A.M.F.

It's true that the film is formulaic - obviously, as I was able to so quickly (albeit lightly) disect it. But, forgive me for saying this, it's formulaic in a good way. At least it is for me. It's not going to revolutionize cinema, but it looks so friggin' awesome. Plus, what a fantastic name and poster.

Not particularly or currently linguistically-inclined,
The Devil in the Details
Taylor Lauren Amato

12 August 2006

HeadOn - Apply Directly to the Forehead...OF SATAN

I'm so sorry for my near month-long hiatus. Between a general summer apathy, evil family gatherings, and a deathly illness (hurray sinus and lung infections, AND bronchitis!! IN AUGUST!!! OMGWTF), I just haven't had it in me to do anything besides lay around like a useless ass. But this just made me laugh.



It's such a famous commercial now, and I'm two weeks behind, I know. I tend to be. But everybody knows this. I see it everyday when I watch Wheel of Fortune. Yes, I watch Wheel of Fortune. Shut up, this isn't about me. This is about HeadOn. Besides being wildly annoying, with a name that can make dirty minded folk giggle, this commercial has actually been shown to be quite effective. Even if the product is not (it's almost entirely made out of wax, and all of the active ingredients are so dilluted as to be ineffective and, as a carcinogen, potentially dangerous).

When I saw this commercial, I thought I was the only person who noticed it. Well, OF COURSE NOT. That was quite stupid of me. Now, I can't really go in depth about how the ad itself works, because I know nothing of advertising. Not that you particularly care, but there's a class on it I want to take next semester, so maybe then I can talk about it. What struck me interesting about this news story, though, is that it seems to me that it almost entirely gained notoriety through it's reaction on YouTube. I've already talked about the possible effects YouTube may have on our media intake. And look! Our top news stories are already being shaped by it!

Um. Yes. That's all for now. Am still deathly ill, after all.

The Devil In The Details
Taylor Lauren Amato