tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-308898802011-08-16T19:29:34.185-04:00Taylor, 18, college sophomore, poseur city girl, wannabe It Girl, TV addict, film buff, pop culture maven, fashion-obsessed, Media Studies academic, and wondering why she's not using complete sentences in her description.Taylor Laurenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14038620844696349315noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30889880.post-1156369864883914352006-08-23T17:36:00.000-04:002006-08-23T17:55:24.443-04:00

Beware, Paramount. If Crazy Tom Cruise (So crazy!) and his Cult of Scientology can voodoo the South Park guys from winning an Emmy for just making fun of his crazy self and his cult, imagine what he's going to do to you for firing him. It seems the studio doesn't want to be associated with the star anymore. Neither does the rest of Planet Earth, I'm sorry to say.Crazy Tom Cruise (So crazy!) fired

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Before you read this, watch this trailer. I saw it first when I went to go see Pirates 2, and as much as I already love trailers, this got me really excited.I'm sorry, but everything about this movie looks amazing to me. I know it's not coming out until December, and there are plenty of other movies that are probably a lot better than this one will be, but when I first saw the trailer, it

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I'm so sorry for my near month-long hiatus. Between a general summer apathy, evil family gatherings, and a deathly illness (hurray sinus and lung infections, AND bronchitis!! IN AUGUST!!! OMGWTF), I just haven't had it in me to do anything besides lay around like a useless ass. But this just made me laugh.It's such a famous commercial now, and I'm two weeks behind, I know. I tend to be. But

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So this is the teaser poster for the new Spiderman movie, and I must be honest, I'm not impressed. Now don't get me wrong, it's a great poster, but it doesn't tell you anything about the movie. At least, if you don't know anything about Spiderman. The spider's different, yes, but not enough for the average movie-goer to notice. The only hint at the darkness of the movie is in the black of the

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I have always had a great love of Disney. I was the perfect age for the Disney Renaissance – that prime period of time between 1989 and 1999 when all of the most amazing Disney animated movies were made. To be fair, I was a little too young for The Little Mermaid, but I remember seeing all the others in the theatre. Even as I grew, my love for these Disney movies remained. But now, for some

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Found on IMDb:MySpace Bans Political ParodyThe social networking website MySpace recently acquired by Rupert Murdoch's News Corp. has removed a parody of Sen. Ted Stevens' obtuse description of the Internet as "not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes." (In the same remarks, the senator complained, "An internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the

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Lindsay Lohan: 'Redheads great in bed'BANG ShowbizJul. 13, 2006 12:04 PMActress Lindsay Lohan has slammed the myth that blondes have more fun, insisting it's redheads who should be envied.The Herbie Fully Loaded star insists her flame-coloured locks make her naturally more sexy than her brunette or blonde counterparts and, despite experimenting with different hair colours in the past, it's her

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Really, really bad. Chuck Klosterman talks about Snakes on a Plane better than I ever could. Until my next post, very soon.ETA: Alright, so I'll just write out a response-lite to the article, in order to make this post less of a waste of space.He pretty much talks about how Snakes on a Plane is an accident of a movie, which in normal circumstances would never have seen the light of day. He goes

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Ok, so I lied about putting up two posts yesterday to make up. Instead of writing, I fiddled with my layout! How do you like it? No, really, tell me. I'm hot for comments. And the like.And because I still don't feel like writing (my last - and only - three posts all took over an hour or so to actually write), today is going to be super short, and probably nothing more than a rant bordering on

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To make up for the extra early post Monday, I'm posting an extra late one Tuesday (so late it's already past!). Because it's my blog, and I say so.Now I’ve got another confusing one for those not Internet-savvy. If Snakes on a Plane didn’t make you scratch your head, then the Numa Numa guy or Lazy Sunday will have you running for the door. Except that the world of “viral videos” is actually

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My computer has royally died on me, so I found that there’s no better thing to do than composing my next blog post! Today, ladies and gentlemen, we shall be discussing the phenomenon known as Snakes on a Plane! It’s Snakes! On a Plane! Is there anything that can be better than that?Snakes on a Plane, or SoaP (or SoaMFP, if you’re a, excuse my language, badass motherfucker [BAMF]), for those of

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It's a show that has mercilessly burned its way into society. It's a show that you feel ashamed to admit that you love, but so many of us love to admit! It's on my sacred MySpace and Facebook profile lists of favorite shows, along with other intellectual stimuli such as Family Guy, 24, House, and South Park. My father loves it, and your father would too, if he doesn't already watch it. If it

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